MONKEYSLUT.
I WORKED ALL DAY TODAY AND THEN WENT TO FARRELL’S WITH AVA, NICOLE, JEFFY, AND DENNIS.
WE LIED AND SAID IT WAS JEFFY’S BIRTHDAY JUST TO GET A FREE SUNDAE THAT HE DIDN’T EVEN EAT.
WAITERS CHANTED, RAN ACROSS THE ROOM, AND CARRIED GIANT BOWLS OF ICE CREAM WITH ANIMALS THE ENTIRE TIME.
WE MADE FRIENDS WITH GRAPHIC DESIGNER BALLOON GUY WHOSE NAME WE CANNOT REMEMBER.
THAT WAS MY DAY. NOW I GET TO WORK AGAIN TOMORROW. WHOO HOO.
